a little world made cunningly

"I'm sure we can pull together, sir." Lord Vetinari raised his eyebrows. 'Oh, I do hope not, I really do hope not. Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny. Free men pull in all kinds of directions.' -- Terry Pratchett, The Truth

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calysto1395:

vrlmvrlm:

queenofzan:

propaedeuticist:

Meteorological Triptych - the only 2 photos (to date) of a tornado, rainbow and lightning bolt together.

weather you are drunk

This is so totally awesome :D

thor what are you doing

(via waxjism)

  • my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
  • me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
  • me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something

maudelynn:

Happy Birthday to Josephine Baker!

June 3, 1906 – April 12, 1975

photo by Murray Korman

(via kaiserbund)

ishkwaakiiwan:

I look cute! too bad it’s hot as fuck out today.

leupagus:

maladicts:

Cheery Littlebottom by ~katzille

This is the best thing.

leupagus:

Thor Corgison.

leupagus:

Thor Corgison.

Some say it’s [50 Shades of Grey]’s dubious origins and that it’s not very good. I call bullshit. I’ve read many a popular book that I thought was weakly-plotted, shabbily-edited, poorly-written gash. I think the furor is about women and sex. The clue is in the derisive label that follows the book around–”mommy porn.” There is something America finds squicky about a broad cross-section of women, including suburban mothers and women of a certain age, digging on highly-sexualized content. What’s with the special term “mommy porn,” anyway? Are we to believe that mommies’ approval somehow diminishes porn? Is “mommy porn” less legitimate than “regular porn?” Daddies have been known to watch skin flicks and read Playboy, does their porn get a special designation?

Tami Winfrey Harris reviews 50 Shades of Grey and the response to it over at Clutch Magazine (via jhameia)

Fucking this. Is FSoG my cup of tea, kinkwise and as general choice of reading material? Fuck no. Is everybody losing their shit over women reading porny books, especially maybe even MOMS reading them with FAMILIES and SPOUSES, a legit phenomenon (or a new one)? Fuck no.

(via skabritches)

(via skabritches)

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SISTER, IT IS BETTER THAT YOU SHOULD RUSH UPON THAT BLADE THAN ENTER THE CIRCLE WITH FEAR IN YOUR HEART. 
HOW DO YOU ENTER?
With perfect love and perfect trust.
GOOD. WELCOME TO OUR COVEN. ONLY A COUPLE OF GROUND RULES:
1. NO TAKING INTO YOURSELF ALL THE POWER OF MANON. WE HAD SOME TROUBLE WITH THAT A FEW YEARS AGO.
2. YOU CAN’T WEAR A TANK TOP TWO DAYS IN A ROW, AND YOU CAN ONLY WEAR YOUR HAIR IN A PONYTAIL ONCE A WEEK.
3. ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK.
BLESSED BE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SISTER, IT IS BETTER THAT YOU SHOULD RUSH UPON THAT BLADE THAN ENTER THE CIRCLE WITH FEAR IN YOUR HEART. 

HOW DO YOU ENTER?

With perfect love and perfect trust.

GOOD. WELCOME TO OUR COVEN. ONLY A COUPLE OF GROUND RULES:

1. NO TAKING INTO YOURSELF ALL THE POWER OF MANON. WE HAD SOME TROUBLE WITH THAT A FEW YEARS AGO.

2. YOU CAN’T WEAR A TANK TOP TWO DAYS IN A ROW, AND YOU CAN ONLY WEAR YOUR HAIR IN A PONYTAIL ONCE A WEEK.

3. ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK.

BLESSED BE.